officialunitedstates:

1. Get a dog
2. Train the dog how to train other dogs
3. Get the other dogs
4. 10 months later, you have a fully functional and self-sufficient dogs training other dogs in how to train dogs business

ridge:

this probably tops all the other wisdom teeth videos

cheriiart:

Police Officer AU commission for Sarah based on her amazing fic series Crimes and Misdemeanors! Go check it out! ❤ *O*

buttlicked:

Damn this spot the difference is so hard :-/

A progression of bad language

hawlmuchalucha:

deans-left-buttcheek:

Kindergarten: Stupid. Oh gosh don’t tell anyone I said that.
Elementary school: What the heck.
Middle School: Damn it this is freaking dumb as hell
High school: what the fuck did you just say you little fucking shitbitchcuntfuck I will beat the dicks out of your ass

College: what the frick frack snick snack are u doing

deanisanactualprincess:

destielmyheart:

Fuck. Watch his back muscles as he does this. 

junglescope:

wish i was mr olson

asseroth:

theappleppielifestyle:

a guy at school today was wearing this damn fine red nail polish and I heard these two girls whispering angrily and looking in his direction so I listened in expecting them to be weird about it and the first thing I hear is “how the HELL did he get it so good did he get it professionally done or something you need to ask him where he found that colour jesus fucking christ are you KIDDING me”

I think this is a good example of how the world should work.