+watching: supernatural s9
+reading: looking for alaska by john green
+listening: LANA DEL FUCKING REY
tell us we’re pretty
crackers for dinner. holla.
I’M EATING A TUBE OF RITZ CRACKERS WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU SERIOUS
rachel I hate you goodbye
I’ve been thinking a lot about mortality. A lot about what I’m going to do with my life and how to enjoy it. One of the things I’m going to work on is being more spontaneous, letting go, embracing the beauty of come-what-may.
fifty shades (thats it. thats the whole joke. im wearing 50 pairs of sunglasses right now this is comedy gold people)
“ya but how many chainz” i holler from the back of the crowd. suddenly its my show and your girlfriend is on my arm now. shes also a man and your gay